note: these flash fictions progressively get more entertaining

IDEA 2: LEGO MY LEGO MINI GOLF COURSE

Hey-- wanna meet in 'the square' and have coffee?

No man, I'm too busy playing this epic build-it-yourself modular mini golf course, designed by an absolute mastermind. This is truly the pinnacle of entertainment. Coffee has to wait, cuz I'm gonna be here for the next decade. I don't think it's physically possible to make something better than this. 

IDEA 3: GOOD OL' TEXAN TRUCKER

Wanna get lunch and look for somewhere to sit in the su- wait, bro, what are you doing on top of a flatbed truck?

Oh, I'm playing this epic mini golf course that was built on top of it, bro! It's absolutely incredible, man, you've got to try this. This is the next big thing, dude, I'm telling you. I'm literally bawling tears of joy while doing this, bro. Pope Francis literally said, "this course is absolute fire," man. 

Hey-- wanna meet in 'the square' and have coffee?

*person 2 looks down at person 1 with glowing red eyes*

Oh... sorry man, I didn't mean to-

NO, YOU FOOLISH PEASANT. I DON'T NEED CAFFEINE. THIS FLATBED TRUCK WITH A MINI GOLF COURSE IS GIVING ME ENOUGH ADRENALINE ALREADY. BEGONE, MORTAL, AND LEAVE ME TO MY PUTTING. 

Okay, okay, I'm really sorry-

BEGONE!