Galactic Crash

Yuzuo TANG and 2 OthersConnor Mulligan
Nate Small

Moments ago my alien starcraft crashlanded on this strange planet (the star map indicates that we are somewhere between Venus and Mars). Nobody was hurt but the craft's emergency alert beacon was smashed on a huge golden "m" atop what I can only assume to be a large waste management facility called "McDonald's." We need to retrieve the pieces to fix our beacon so the galactic tow-truck will be able to rescue us from the smelly planet. We need to do all of this without being seen by the sentient life forms here in order to avoid upsetting the delicate interstellar political balance (humans don't need to know that even aliens crash their cars), plus it might be dangerous. Obstacles I can anticipate include lights, streetlamps, dogs, humans, making too much noise, really anything that could get us caught. Wish me luck...